Red One” is a big-budget, action-packed, CGI-heavy adventure with so many clichés and so much corny humor, you’ll wonder if it was scripted by A.I.

Red One may not be as terrible as many have expected it to be, thanks to some charming moments, but is still largely a holly-jolly misfire.

Kris Kringle, played by J.K. Simmons as a push-up-obsessed gym rat, is kidnapped after a freelance hacker named Jack (Evans) inadvertently reveals the location of the North Pole to an evildoer.